To quote Twilight character Bella Swan, "No one has loved anyone as much" as I love my husband.
That said, he could always be better (who couldn't?!). I wish I could invent an "Elf on the Shelf: Husband Version" to always keep mine--and yours--on his best behavior.
I only just learned about this Elf on the Shelf business three weeks ago and now I can't seem to get away from them. From what I gather from my Facebook feed, this elf guy, whom everyone must name on their own, does scouting trips about those in your home to the North Pole, reporting who was good and who isn't worth signing (ha - see what I did there). The "only" problem is that I can't think of a good name for this new product. I spent WAY too much time thinking about this and before I knew it, I was in a day dream getting an offer from Mark Cuban on Shark Tank (though in reality I'd really want the offer to come from the guy with the thick, brown Ken doll hair whose name escapes me at the moment).
Before things to that point, or any point for that matter, there's still the whole product name hurdle to jump before we get really kick off R&D. Here are all the words I was trying to play/rhyme with:
Spouse in the House
Lover Bear in the Chair
Wife for Life
As you can see, I have some work to do. Good thing I have some time off from my day job to around the Holidays to keep thinking . . .
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